Next time I'm at a club, I'm gonna be a dancing machine (that is, after following the dance lessons from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen).

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I'm gonna be electric sliding, whilst clapping, all over the dance floor. And y'all will be jealous of my sweet moves.

And if you're wondering why I am up, posting this, at 2:50 AM... it's because I am sadly obsessed with finishing Diner Dash 2 and level 27 is kicking my ass.